It was a tight race, but the judges (Professor Varallo and Chaplain Glass-Perez) awarded “best” ironer to Kenny Clay whose crisp blue dress shirt clearly stood out. Professor Chuck Hyser won “fastest” ironer, and Daniel Andon won the “people’s choice” award. The electric supply was a little spotty; who knew that irons took so much energy? But the ironers were good sports and showed conclusively that men can iron a mean shirt. All contestants walked away with a Newman’s Own organic chocolate bar. It was worth the high stakes. Someone in the crowd was heard to say, “We have the best library ever.”
Eleanor Nolan won the drawing for the Fair Trade laundry basket. Enjoy it, Eleanor!